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Dad Tax Making Sure It's Not Poison, Father's Day Shirt

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Every dad knows the dad tax is less a fee and more a public service — and this dad tax shirt makes that mission official. Wear it proudly on Father's...

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Every dad knows the dad tax is less a fee and more a public service — and this dad tax shirt makes that mission official. Wear it proudly on Father's Day or any day the snacks need inspecting.

Why you will love it

  • Bold skeleton graphic holding fries, a drink and ice cream with the slogan 'Dad Tax — Making Sure It's Not Poison'
  • Made for the dad who always claims a bite, sip or scoop in the name of quality control
  • An easy, crowd-pleasing Father's Day gift he'll actually wear
  • Soft, comfortable unisex fit that feels lived-in from the first wear
  • Vivid, durable print that holds its colour wash after wash

Made for

Dads, new dads, husbands, fathers of any age who love food humor Perfect for Father's Day, birthday, new dad gift, everyday humor gift.

Material & details — Unisex T-Shirt

100% ring-spun cotton, 5.3 oz mid-weight (heather colours: 52/48 cotton-poly blend).

Pre-shrunk, taped shoulder-to-shoulder, seamless double-needle collar, tear-away label. Classic unisex fit, true to size, S–5XL.

Runs true to size. Between sizes, or after a relaxed fit? Take the next size up. The full size chart is in the image gallery.

Care & keeping it looking new

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not bleach. Never iron directly on the print — press inside out on low heat.

Good to know

Is the print made to last?
It is printed into the material, not stuck on top, so it will not peel off.

Can you send it as a gift?
Yes. Add a note at checkout and we ship it with no price on the invoice.

Ready to make their day?

Give a gift they will actually use — designed by us, printed at our own press, made to be kept. Add it to your cart now.

Shipping Information: every item is made to order, which takes 3 - 5 business days (5 - 7 for ornaments and signs) before it ships. We currently ship to the United States and Australia.

  • United States: 7 - 12 business days after your order ships. Free Standard Shipping on orders $79+.
  • Australia: 7 - 15 business days after your order ships.

All orders are shipped with tracking numbers. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with a link to track your package.

Reprint & Refund Policy:

Since our products are personalized, we can't accept returns for change of mind. If your order arrives damaged, misprinted, or doesn't match your preview, send us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll reprint it free — no need to send it back. If a reprint can't fix the problem, we'll refund you in full. See the full policy.

4.89/5 based on 3062 reviews across our store

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  • 5 stars: 4 (80%)
  • 4 stars: 1 (20%)
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Keith Tanaka

It is the first thing he reaches for on the weekend. Held its shape after washing.

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Vanessa Rhodes

It hangs properly instead of clinging. Turned up faster than most things I order.

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Craig Lyons

The colour has not faded at all. Tracking updated the whole way, no guessing.

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Malcolm Marsh

He wore it to a family dinner and got three compliments. Came sealed in a mailer with no damage.

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Holly Barrow

Solid tee, I would have preferred a slightly softer fabric. Collar has not stretched out, which is my usual complaint.