Dad Tax If I'm Buying I'm Trying, Funny Father's Day Tee

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$20.98 USD
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The dad tax if I'm buying I'm trying t-shirt puts the most important household rule on full display where everyone can see it. Featuring a retro raccoon, bold stripes and...

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The dad tax if I'm buying I'm trying t-shirt puts the most important household rule on full display where everyone can see it. Featuring a retro raccoon, bold stripes and an undeniable truth, this tee was made for the dad who always takes the first bite.

Why you will love it

  • Bold retro graphic of a burger-loving raccoon rocking a #1 Dad cap and sunglasses
  • Perfect for any dad who enforces the sacred dad tax on every food run
  • An ideal Father's Day, 4th of July or birthday gift that actually gets a laugh
  • Soft, comfortable unisex fit that feels great all day whether grilling or chilling
  • Vivid print that holds up wash after wash so the joke never fades

Made for

Dads, fathers, father figures, dad joke lovers, burger fans, patriotic dads Perfect for Father's Day, 4th of July, birthday, Christmas, just because gift.

Material & details — Unisex T-Shirt

100% ring-spun cotton, 5.3 oz mid-weight (heather colours: 52/48 cotton-poly blend).

Pre-shrunk, taped shoulder-to-shoulder, seamless double-needle collar, tear-away label. Classic unisex fit, true to size, S–5XL.

Runs true to size. Between sizes, or after a relaxed fit? Take the next size up. The full size chart is in the image gallery.

Care & keeping it looking new

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not bleach. Never iron directly on the print — press inside out on low heat.

Good to know

Is the print made to last?
It is printed into the material, not stuck on top, so it will not peel off.

Can you send it as a gift?
Yes. Add a note at checkout and we ship it with no price on the invoice.

Ready to make their day?

Give a gift they will actually use — designed by us, printed at our own press, made to be kept. Add it to your cart now.

Shipping Information:

  • United States: 7 - 12 business days.
  • International: 7 - 20 business days depending on destination.

All orders are shipped with tracking numbers. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with link to track your package.

Returns Policy:

Since our products are personalized, we do not accept returns or exchanges unless there is a defect in the product or an error on our part. Please contact us within 30 days of receiving your order if there are any issues.

Dad Tax If I'm Buying I'm Trying, Funny Father's Day Tee
Dad Tax If I'm Buying I'm... $20.98 USD

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