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Dad Tax Making Sure It's Not Poison, Funny Father's Day Tee
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The dad tax making sure it's not poison shirt finally puts a name to the noble ritual every father performs at the dinner table. Whether he's sneaking fries or sipping...
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The dad tax making sure it's not poison shirt finally puts a name to the noble ritual every father performs at the dinner table. Whether he's sneaking fries or sipping the kids' drinks, this tee lets him wear his parenting strategy with pride.
Why you will love it
- Bold front-and-back skeleton design celebrating every dad's unofficial snack-testing duty
- Perfect for dads who never miss a chance to 'quality check' the kids' food
- An ideal Father's Day, birthday or just-because gift that will actually make him laugh out loud
- Soft, comfortable unisex fit that wears as good as it looks on any dad bod
- Vivid, long-lasting print that holds up wash after wash without cracking or fading
Made for
Dads, new fathers, grandfathers, stepdads — any guy who has ever 'tested' his kid's food for safety Perfect for Father's Day, dad's birthday, Christmas, just-because gift.
Material & details — Unisex T-Shirt
100% ring-spun cotton, 5.3 oz mid-weight (heather colours: 52/48 cotton-poly blend).
Pre-shrunk, taped shoulder-to-shoulder, seamless double-needle collar, tear-away label. Classic unisex fit, true to size, S–5XL.
Runs true to size. Between sizes, or after a relaxed fit? Take the next size up. The full size chart is in the image gallery.
Care & keeping it looking new
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not bleach. Never iron directly on the print — press inside out on low heat.
Good to know
Is the print made to last?
It is printed into the material, not stuck on top, so it will not peel off.
Can you send it as a gift?
Yes. Add a note at checkout and we ship it with no price on the invoice.
Ready to make their day?
Give a gift they will actually use — designed by us, printed at our own press, made to be kept. Add it to your cart now.
Shipping Information: every item is made to order, which takes 3 - 5 business days (5 - 7 for ornaments and signs) before it ships. We currently ship to the United States and Australia.
- United States: 7 - 12 business days after your order ships. Free Standard Shipping on orders $79+.
- Australia: 7 - 15 business days after your order ships.
All orders are shipped with tracking numbers. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with a link to track your package.
Reprint & Refund Policy:
Since our products are personalized, we can't accept returns for change of mind. If your order arrives damaged, misprinted, or doesn't match your preview, send us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll reprint it free — no need to send it back. If a reprint can't fix the problem, we'll refund you in full. See the full policy.
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No shrinking after a warm wash. Arrived exactly when they said it would.
V
The colour is deeper in person than on screen, in a good way. Gave it at a family barbecue and it stole the show.
M
The print has a slightly vintage look which I like. The colour has not faded at all.
R
It got the biggest laugh of the whole present pile. Seams are solid, nothing loose anywhere.
R
Really good print, though the neck is a little tight at first. Fits true to size and the cotton is soft rather than stiff.
