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Funny Dad Tax T-Shirt, Making Sure It's Not Poison Tee

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Every dad knows the sacred duty of the dad tax — and this funny dad tax t-shirt turns that universal truth into wearable comedy. Whether he's stealing fries or sipping...

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Every dad knows the sacred duty of the dad tax — and this funny dad tax t-shirt turns that universal truth into wearable comedy. Whether he's stealing fries or sipping the shake "just to check," this tee lets him own it with style.

Why you will love it

  • Bold skeleton dad graphic holding fries and a milkshake with retro badge styling
  • Perfect gift for any dad who casually "taxes" his kids' snacks without apology
  • Ideal for Father's Day, birthdays, or any occasion that calls for a dad laugh
  • Relaxed oversized fit that feels comfortable and confident all day long
  • Vivid print designed to hold color wash after wash without cracking or fading

Made for

Dads, gift-givers shopping for fathers, husbands, grandpas Perfect for Father's Day, birthday, Christmas, just because.

Material & details — Unisex T-Shirt

100% ring-spun cotton, 5.3 oz mid-weight (heather colours: 52/48 cotton-poly blend).

Pre-shrunk, taped shoulder-to-shoulder, seamless double-needle collar, tear-away label. Classic unisex fit, true to size, S–5XL.

Runs true to size. Between sizes, or after a relaxed fit? Take the next size up. The full size chart is in the image gallery.

Care & keeping it looking new

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not bleach. Never iron directly on the print — press inside out on low heat.

Good to know

Is the print made to last?
It is printed into the material, not stuck on top, so it will not peel off.

Can you send it as a gift?
Yes. Add a note at checkout and we ship it with no price on the invoice.

Ready to make their day?

Give a gift they will actually use — designed by us, printed at our own press, made to be kept. Add it to your cart now.

Shipping Information: every item is made to order, which takes 3 - 5 business days (5 - 7 for ornaments and signs) before it ships. We currently ship to the United States and Australia.

  • United States: 7 - 12 business days after your order ships. Free Standard Shipping on orders $79+.
  • Australia: 7 - 15 business days after your order ships.

All orders are shipped with tracking numbers. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with a link to track your package.

Reprint & Refund Policy:

Since our products are personalized, we can't accept returns for change of mind. If your order arrives damaged, misprinted, or doesn't match your preview, send us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll reprint it free — no need to send it back. If a reprint can't fix the problem, we'll refund you in full. See the full policy.

4.89/5 based on 3062 reviews across our store

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  • 5 stars: 4 (80%)
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Bethany Dupont

Arrived looking exactly like the listing image. It arrived days before I needed it.

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Roseanne Whelan

The colour is deeper in person than on screen, in a good way. My brother asked where I got it from.

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Gregory Beaumont

Pleased with it, delivery was slower than the estimate said. Came out of the dryer looking the same as it went in.

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Josephine Osei

Second one I have ordered and the quality is consistent. Delivery took about a week, which was fine.

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Judith Shanmugam

Perfect Fathers Day gift, he wore it the same day. Three washes in and it looks untouched.